Go through my fake ID and aliases when I’m feeling emotional.  And then when I’m done I put them in a box I can pick up at STAPLES which can be opened with a bobby pin (but not by anyone who NEEDS to get in the box.)
Seriously Jordan – we don’t need to see them as often as you want to show them to us.  Go play with your cat (seriously – can DOOL not rent a cat for a day or something so we can SEE Arthur.)  Oh and it’s nice to know that Salem has no state – just Salem!  I know why they don’t define it but then don’t define a city/state when Jordan is trying to book a trip…
Side note – did Sami borrow one of Chloe’s dresses today?!?  LMAO